Team Willy

Team Willy Rocks the Yucatan starting late next week, bringin it down on Sunday the 17th.

Let me tell ya somethin bout Team Willy:

Team Willy doesn't call their shoes road shoes...they're "Nut Kickers".

Team Willy's nut kickers only stink because of all the butt they kick.

Team Willy doesn't take calls, they make'em.

Team Willy sneezes with their eyes open.

Team Willys' body temperatures are 98.6 degrees....C

Team Willy does not sleep, they wait.

Team Willy uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.

Team Willy can get Blackjack with just one card.

People created the automobile to escape from Team Willy ...Not to be outdone, Team Willy created the automobile accident.

Dinosaurs went extinct because of the TeamWillyasaurus.

Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Team Willy is looking for it.

Team Willy has held the World Championship in every age division at the same time.

There is no Control button on Team Willy's computer. Team Willy is always in control.

Earth's emergency defense plan in case of alien invasion is Team Willy .

Team Willy can split atoms. With their bare hands.

On the SAT if you put Team Willy for every answer you will score over 8000.

No matter what your mother always said, Team Willy can tune a fish.

Team Willy let the dogs out.

Team Willy knows what Willis is talkin bout!

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Team Willy sweat.

Team Willy can hold their breath for nine years.

Team Willy brushes their teeth with habanero toothpaste.

Team Willy can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.

Team Willy makes onions cry.

Team Willy is not only a noun, but also a verb.

Team Willy does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Team Willy goes killing.

Team Willy counted to infinity - twice.

The Boogy Man checks his closet for Team Willy when it goes to bed.

When Team Willy sends in their taxes, they send blank forms and include only a picture of themselves, crouched and ready to attack. Team Willy has not had to pay taxes... ever.

Team Willy sleeps with a night light. Not because Team Willy is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Team Willy.

Team Willy ordered 3 Big Macs at Burger King, and got them.

Team Willy has a word for people they put in a coma; that word is "lucky".

Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no Team Willy tendon.

If Team Willy is late, time better slow the f down.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Team Willy and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Team Willy doesn't read books. They stare them down until they get the information they want.

Team Willy frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never their own.

What's good for Chuck Norris is good for Team Willy. I can't take credit for all the above but I thought that they kick ass...just like Team Willy!!