More little known facts about Team Willy

These will undoubtedly instill much fear and trepedation in the hearts of our opponents.


Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Team Willy will beat his ass and take it.

Team Willy can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

Most people fear the Reaper. Team Willy considers him "a promising Rookie".

Drowning Pools’ "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as the Team Willy theme song.

Team Willy grinds their coffee with their teeth and boils the water with their rage.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Team Willy. Team Willy eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Team Willy doesn't throw up if they drink too much. Team Willy throws down!

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Team Willy finds it delicious.

Team Willy does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Team Willy pajamas.

Team Willy invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Team Willy. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

Google won't search for Team Willy because it knows you don't find Team Willy, they find you.

What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Team-Willy-Division”.